first draft is…. 691 words over the limit, minus introduction
i don’t know if u know this, but i am, in fact, the actual worst
I seriously ship you and crime barista jfc they sound cool
i’m terrified he’s secretly an awful dudebro in disguise but yes
he’s pretty cool
screeches into the late morning
so this case is not at all about saving an innocent woman from a violent man deceiving her into a marriage for her inheritance
no, it’s about helping the guy in love with her
"When you feel perpetually unmotivated, you start questioning your existence in an unhealthy way; everything becomes a pseudo intellectual question you have no interest in responding whatsoever. This whole process becomes your very skin and it does not merely affect you; it actually defines you. So, you see yourself as a shadowy figure unworthy of developing interest, unworthy of wondering about the world - profoundly unworthy in every sense and deeply absent in your very presence."
(Source: lostupnorth, via idontfeellikesleeping)
"#I HATE THIS SHOW AND EVERYTHING IT STANDS FOR NOW WHEN THE FUCK DO WE GET MORE"
— cuddlytogas, about BBC Sherlock (via sigtryggr)
alright tumblr let’s get smokin’
May or may not be accurate…
Bitch I’m fabulous.
I’m not pleased, sirs.
Hahahahahaha, oh fuck!
No idea what this could possibly mean.
I’m sorry, but this was far too good to pass up.
Probably slightly more disturbingly accurate than it should be…