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i skIPPED A WORD AGAIN I’M SO MAD

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tryin 2 record ‘my offence is rank’, trial one was too soft, trial two in the wrong format on a file that was being stinky, trial three i skipped a line, trial four on my phone whose microphone is even worse

trial five here we go i am getting horrendously anxious

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the sister put dirty dishes into a dishwasher full of clean dishes I am going to mURDER SOMETHING

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so the fantastic four is on tv, aka ‘ioan gruffudd and friends’

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i feel it should be known that the guy playing hamlet in the suds production is actually studying philosophy rn oh my god the planets have aligned

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okay ACTUAL last-minute thought before I go to bed

despite all the other heartwrenching things in cabin pressure i’m pretty sure the worst is in ‘fitton’ (?) when arthur says ‘i loved being you!’ and martin replies ‘i’m glad somebody does’

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wonderful last-minute thought before bed:

imagine cabin pressure where everything is exactly the same, except douglas richardson is now a fifty-something luck-bearing orchid-smuggling recovering-addict smooth-voiced sharp-tongued amazing-pilot always-thinks-of-something lady-killing lesbian

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have acquired porridge and frankenstein readings

uvu

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definitively well and truly sick

uugghhhhhh

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i have a really bad tendency of responding to praise with “OH MY DEAR LORD” but people rarely get the reference and it’s a little awkward so I should probably. stop. …………………..