Waistcoats and Ties and the Occasional Cardigan

theweepingtimelord:

Lembas Bread (Lord of the Rings “authentic” Elvish bread)

Ingredients: 

 2 ½ cups of flour (I used bread flour but you can use all purpous flour too)
1 tablespoon of baking powder
¼ teaspoon of salt
½ cup of butter
1/3 cup of brown sugar
1 teaspoon of cinnamon
½ teaspoon honey
2/3 cup of heavy whipping cream
½ teaspoon of vanilla

Directions:

Preheat oven to 425°F. Mix the flour, baking powder and salt into a large bowl. Add the butter and mix well till fine granules (easiest way is with an electric mixer). Then add the sugar and cinnamon, and mix them thoroughly.

Finally add the cream, honey, and vanilla and stir until a nice, thick dough forms.

Roll the dough out about 1/2 in thickness. Cut out 3-inch squares and transfer the dough to a cookie sheet.Criss-cross each square from corner-to-corner with a knife, lightly (not cutting through the dough).

Bake for about 12 minutes or more (depending on the thickness of the bread) until it is set and lightly golden.

***Let cool completely before eating, this bread tastes better room temperature and dry. Also for more flavor you can add more cinnamon or other spices***

sodii:

leupagus:

Gentle reminder that while the dwarves have loyalty, honor, willing hearts, and all the manly dwarfly smolder you can shake a stick at, they are collectively about as dumb as a box of bricks.

#when bilbo baggins is the brains of your operation  #your operation is fucked  #this goes for you too thorin  #yeah you caught on faster than kili  #but that’s like saying you caught on faster than a concussed duck 

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completemadman:

Cabin Pressure at Christmas - “Molokai”

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anorie:

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notyour-sidekick:

Look you guys, I made a thing.

I apologise in advance for what happens to my brain at 2am.

ETA: I forgot about the Marmite shortage! May update in the morning.

Omg, this is perfect. 

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